This unretouched photo proves that it takes a lot more than expertly-applied make up to
preserve ones' youthful appearance. I say, "If vaseline on the lense was good enough for my
idol, Doris Day, it's good enough for moi!"
My name is Sabine de Gauche La Ríbalde, star of theater and screen, and everything in
between. I have loved the best (and the worst) of them, bossed and tossed them out, and
had my heart broken, yet I have not only survived, but rebounded with verve. I am
renowned worldwide for my incomparable beauty and ever-youthful appearance (but you
already know that!), not to mention my charitable hand-me-downs for the less-endowed
and altogether pathetic. I am the founder of B.U.N. [Bitches Unite Now!], which has labored
long and hard for leg (or anything we fancy) humping, human testing, mandatory
insurance coverage for nips and tucks, and to establish luxurious poodle shelters worldwide,
-among other equally-worthy causes.
Over the months, many have written and accosted me in person [requiring me to now
travel with a couple of big, buffed, Rottweilers for protection] asking......no, begging me to
share my secrets of beauty and love. I cannot reserve my gifts any longer; the guilt is causing
wrinkles. I am activating a "Dear Ms. Sabine" advice column effective immediately, and will
answer the best letter of each month on my page. At this time, I will accept and attempt to
answer each personally, even if they are not website-worthy.
Please click on the envelope below to email me, and be sure to visit my other pages and
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